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PHONE NUMBERS

Murray             0900   55 646 Day Consulting

                       09 2321646 Office

                             murray at merlinit.co.nz

 

Infusion            0900 777 78   Support Line

            

ARCHE         0900 57755

MYOB /NZA  0508 32 82 83 $35 per call

Roger           0274 997 298

                    Fax  09 2360820

                          roger at bombay.net.nz

Text Box: SUPPORT PHONE 0900 55 646
A consultant will be available
QUERIES
If you have a problem please
1 Contact us as soon as possible    A consultant may be driving past
2 email us           emails are checked often
murray at merlinit.co.nz
roger   at  merlinit.co.nz
3 Try the local number first 
09 2321646
3 Don’t rely on mobile phones
THEY DON’T WORK IN HUNUA OR ARARIMU
4 Consultants know each other’s movements and can be in contact .

MAGIC Information Technology Solutions

Application Software Support

 

MICROSOFT

INFUSION             New Accounting Application New modules

EXONET                High end business accounting

IMS                          Quality payroll

AURORA               Midrange business accounting

Solution 6               Chartered Accountants

 

(Low level) applications not Supported. We may be able to offer advice and references.

MYOB MONEYWORKS SYBIZ CASH MANAGER VISION QUICKEN QUICKBOOKS

 

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Open roger , leave merlinit open.

Computer Check Software                   Click Links page for downloads

CCLEANER                           Clean Temp files

AVG                                          Antivirus

SPYBOT                                 Checks Spyware

MalwareBytes                        Checks Spyware

Autoruns                                  Change  Startup

RunAlyzer                               Shows what is running, Startup (Advanced)

procexp                                     Shows what is running

defraggler                                HDD Defrag

Sysinternals is a Microsoft site with frequent updates of utilities

CONTACT OUR CONSULTANTS AS SOON AS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

 

EARLY DETECTION SAVES LONG TERM EXPENSE

8 Feb     271.1.1/2674

7 Feb     20100207-021-v5i32  

7 Feb     DAT5885

             Wed update

8 Feb     V3704

Notes

Web Design

This  site is designed using  Microsoft Publisher 2003.

 

The site is updated every few days.

 

 Please email if a link does not work.

Links are added as the site users recommend new links.

 

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Clever Joke 02/02

We receive many email jokes, many we consider not suitable for our family.

 I will change the joke when the next clever one arrives..

All statements made on this web site should be confirmed with your consultant or accountant or medical professional.

This website is used for development testing. The site is prepared using Microsoft Publisher 2003

COUNTIES COMPUTER CONSULTANTS

Windows 7

I have built a computer with Virtualization Technology.

XP Mode is being tested at present.

Virtualization Technology. Only certain processors will run XP mode.

We suggest only to purchase computers that run Intel or AMD XP mode. Your special old programs that work under XP may continue to work.

The list of processors.

Windows 7 voucher redemption

Retail upgrade

Windows 7 is a replacement for the Windows XP and Windows Vista operating system.

Upgrade Vista to Windows 7

Dick Smith prices

Windows 7 Home Premium upgrade RRP $249 New $389

Windows 7 Professional upgrade RRP $449 New $599

Windows 7 Ultimate upgrade RRP $499 New $599

What versions of Windows 7 allow downgrade rights to XPP?

Windows 7 Professional and Windows 7 Ultimate both have downgrade rights to XP Professional.

Microsoft Landing

 

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.

 

At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hey, where am I?". The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane.". The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it.

 

"Elementary," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees."

Bing

CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

 She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

 Then slowly, the house began to smell.

 They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

 Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked!!!

 People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

 Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

 Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

 Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

 He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

 Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

 She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

 A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

 And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!

 I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.

But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:

SLOW:

SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:

SLOW:

CHILDREN AT PLAY

 

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.. "He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy. "He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray painted on a sheet of wood..

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NUDIST COLONY

Go slow and watch out for chicks!

Bluetooth

Bluetooth hands free receivers in cars are causing some problems. The phone and car receiver connection is normally lost when you leave the car and enter a building. If you then are near a window close to the car the connection is reactivated. When the phone rings, the phone can only be answered in the car although you are in the building Please leave a message.

Leaving Work Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.

After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

 The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

 The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

 The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.

 Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

 Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

 The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

No way! the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

Franklin District Council Restricted fire season. 21/12/09 Link to Web site.

Trimaran America Cup

 

Fact Sheet - "USA".

Hull
Boat Type: Trimaran of carbon composite construction
Where Built: Core Builders, Anacortes, WA, USA
Overall Length: 100-feet / 30 meters

Waterline Length: 90-feet / 27 meters
Beam: 90-feet / 27 meters

Hours to build: 150,000 hours

Dementia

Three  mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a  bench outside  a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by.  

And  one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

"We bet we can  tell exactly how old you  are."

The  old man said,

"There is no way you can guess it, you old  fools."

One  of the old Grandmas said,

"Sure we can!  - Just  drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your  exact age."

Embarrassed  just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do  it, he dropped his  drawers.

The  Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times  and to jump up and down several  times.  Then  they all piped up and said,

"You're  87 years old!"

Standing  with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent  asked,

"How in the world did you  guess?"

Slapping  their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old  ladies happily yelled in  unison..

"We  were at your birthday party  yesterday!"

 

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